What my cat Randall thinks about all day

Hey, psst...did you see that squirrel?? There..right there.........see him. Wow that is makin my tail puff out!!! Did you see the size of that thing???? Scratch my head, come on, scratch my head....right there oh yeah...Open the window, the window, no the window....Oh my God was that a baby Robin????I am going out of my mind, I've got to figure a way out of here....The dog the dog, the stupid dog. Hey dog!! HEY DOG!! Don't you have to go out? That's what I thought, good boy, that's it, that's it open that door up just a little more now I'm making my break oh man I think I'm gonna make it, almost there..........................Shit *&^^%$^%&&& That chick is faster than she looks. Open the window K come on the window...............a fly did you see that fly where'd it go, the ceiling, that coat, the window sill. I wonder if that catbox is clean yet, I better get down there at top speed for no apparent reason.....